

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
(via justtheperfectmistake)
If you flirt with me you’re not allowed to flirt with anyone else sorry I don’t make the rules
80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag
That’s 200%
I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

The so-called ‘Chrono Shredder’ provides a palpable (or pulp-able?) physical reminder that all things are temporary, and we can never wind back time in this world.
Each day slowly shreds in realtime so that minute changes are visible even on an hourly or second-to-second basis if one is watching closely.